hello, my name is nick and my chest only looks flat in pictures. breasts, you have overstayed your welcome. please leave.

sometimes when you’re best friends you accidentally wear the same outfit.

i’m bored. i miss my partner. visit me at work. come get a vegan hotdog smothered in delicious things. i just reluctantly cut the onions. it was awful.

paxicon:

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i lurve my best friend. even though she just broke my closet.

LOOK HOW FLAT I LOOK. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL. LOOK.

i fucking love wearing an apron. seriously. also, come get a hotdog. the vegan special today is totes delish.

fuckyeahveganlife:

stoked.

my favorite forever.

the idea that my partner has health care that will cover not only the both of us, but may cover things having to do with my gender is almost too much to handle. things are falling into place and i’m overwhelmingly happy about it. on a side note, i’m too scared to work nicole’s volcano by myself so i’ll just watch america’s next top model instead. 

sometimes i throw on a pair of hoops and get sassy as fuck. and by sassy as fuck i mean more sassy than usual. ~bOy GoT bAcK~

no one could ever compare.

we’re bored, waiting for number one mama to get home. also, having to deal with white people who think reverse racism is real is exhausting. 

i have the best fucking friends ever.

true life: my friends threw me a surprise 21st birthday party. FUCK YES.

HA CAT’S PAJAMAS. GET IT?

i’m going to watch harry potter all day and make myself some pudding and there’s nothing you can do about it.