1) you will get called out as being the lesbian table. you will also get called out for being the hipster table and the angry feminist table for booing at rape jokes.

2) booing at comedians who think rape jokes are funny actually makes them forget the rest of their jokes and no one finds them funny anymore, which is tight.

3) guerrilla queer-ing misogynist comedy clubs weekly is a really good idea. you can support your friends who actually are funny and can get through an entire set without telling a rape joke, while also telling the straight cis-men of the world that they’re actually not funny.

4) often times, comedians will make fun of the angry group in the back that you hate and you will laugh at them. and be merry.  

5) straight, cis-men aren’t funny.